beardedmrbean:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

thepromiscuousfinger:

Maybe plow the Lord’s fields in heaven

The Internet Mourns The Death Of Their Favorite Farmer Dave Brandt

For many online, Dave Brandt is known more as the Farmer from "But It's Honest Work", but with his death many are learning about his great c

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kallistoi:

makiruz:

rainbow-taishi:

Random Story Concept for spooky month

Demon hunters chasing down escaped ‘painting’ subjects who’re actually demons sealed inside canvases

The images are fake, I’m saying because for a moment I thought this was a real anime and got my hopes up

[image description: stills of a fake anime showing a demon hunter character in front of the mona lisa. at first, the painting shows the background, but no figure is visible inside. the demon hunter says, “the glass shield… it’s gone!” they hold out their phone and say, “come on… pick it up!!” as they do, a hand becomes visible in the painting frame. a person over the phone asks the demon hunter, “what happened?” and they answer, frantically, “we’re too late! the painting’s seal is broken. we need to fin the demon –” as they speak, the woman from the painting crawls out of the frame and stands behind the demon hunter, who is facing away from the painting. they freeze as they notice and struggle to continue saying, “ – as soon as possi… ble…” the person over the phone asks, “…what’s wrong? hey!”]

fairycosmos:

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

horatiocomehome:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

wordfather:

me: so….. see anything interesting lately?

the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO

me: oh shit i forgot thanks

artemisiatridentata:

anarchistmemecollective:

thatdykepunkslut:

depsidase:

It’s not “everyone” acting like it’s normal. The majority of people know something’s wrong they just don’t have the tools to fix it. Maybe a plurality don’t know that the problem is capitalism, they blame it on something else, but they’re still aware there’s a problem. “Everyone” is just too exhausted from working 4 jobs, 50 hours a week to scream into the void in their spare time.

ALT

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guess I gotta pull out this bad boy again huh

bloodyscreamqueen:

reelgreatdad:

i love when people post about how tumblr is like exclusively used by adults now. its literally not you just are more likely to have mutuals within your age range there are still 9 million unsupervised 13 year olds running around this site